US President Says, I Won’t Make Heaven

By Barth Ikiebe with Reports from Naija Standard Newspaper

The US President, Mr Donald Trump says that I don’t think there’s anything I’d do that is going to get me in heaven’

According to him, “I have hoped my end of the war in Ukraine might help me get into heaven’s gate”

“I think I’m not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One”, Trump stated.